DOMESTIC CHORES
The back-courts of tenements which formed enclosed areas within a
tenement block, like the two I was most
familiar with in Howat Street in central Govan and Skipness Drive in Linthouse,
were somewhat more sheltered than
those in the other incomplete blocks in the west between Drive Road and
Burghead Drive, although that shelter was restricted to reducing the force of
the wind. As far as drying a washing was
concerned a breeze will dry it quicker than no wind, so our situation
was a mixed blessing. a good breeze was best, but on days of light winds which would in an open situation be considered ideal for
drying; there would be hardly a breath of air within the block.
An item used in the home which could also be made to
perform a disciplinary role was Dad's razor strop, called, with deliberate
menace, ‘the strap’. For about twenty years, until he died in 1926, Grandfather William Rountree
had a barber's shop at 56 Queen
Street
(latterly Neptune Street) in
Govan, and as the son of a barber my father used an open cut-throat razor until
he acquired his first electric shaver around 1950, although he
continued to use the cut-throat occasionally. Safety razors were available and most men used one, but a very
few preferred the open razor. The cut-throat user's tackle consisted of
razor, strop, shaving brush and shaving soap (cream was in the future), a styptic
pencil, a mug and a sheet of newspaper to wipe the razor clean on.
The soap was round
like a section cut off a 1½”
piece of doweling,
which could be purchased wrapped as a refill for the original hexagonal bakelite container. The container
had a round screwed end as an internal all
enclosing cap and a recess into which an end of the soap was pushed to be held.
To perform successfully the delicate job it was used for, a good open
razor has to be made from the finest steel and be precision ground to get the
cutting edge exactly right. Although Dad had a grindstone for this I never saw
him use it. In fact, because he seemed to lack the skill needed for some
ordinary jobs which cropped up around the house, I would have been surprised to
know that he ever did use it. But his razor was carefully stropped on the strap
each time before use.
The
strop was a length of quarter-inch thick leather about three inches wide by
eighteen inches long, with a teardrop shaped leather covered plug-of-wood
handle at one end. At the other end there was a hole with a metal eyelet by
which it hung permanently from a cup-hook or nail at the side edge of the
kitchen sink worktop. Standing at the sink and holding the strop taut, he
carefully flicked the razor back and forth along it, always with the cutting
edge trailing. After soaking the shaving brush in the shaving mug containing
hot water, he would rub it on the soap until he worked up a good lather. Then
after putting a little soap directly on his chin he applied the brush, working
it all round up to his side-boards, rubbing it in vigorously for a minute to
soften the growth and generate a good dense froth.
Cutting
the stubble caused the blade to collect a lot of lather with the first strokes,
but strangely enough it was simply wiped off on a piece of newspaper. Even in
barbers' shops that was the practice. I used to wonder why they didn’t just
clean the blade under a running tap. It was so obviously quicker and simple, although it would have meant having to dry the blade
between each stroke. But the cutting edge was so delicate that no matter how carefully
it was wiped even the wiping always took a little of the keenness from the edge. But that should also have
applied to wiping it on paper. When queuing in the barber's shop for a
haircut, I used to watch fascinated as the service was performed. With the
customer tilted back on the barber’s adjustable chair and a towel tucked in
round the neck like a bib to protect clothes, a square of newspaper, or in
better-class establishments, tissue in a form somewhat different from that
used today, the crisp rustling kind, resting on his shoulder convenient for
wiping the blade on, the barber worked away with deft strokes.
Eventually
the piece of paper held patches of the now
dense foam, darkly streaked with whorls of hair, which at home was
disposed of in the fire, or by barbers into a bin. For the occasional cut which
drew blood the styptic pencil, a small white rod not unlike a thicker sweetie
cigarette, was a treatment used to staunch it which, like iodine, stung like a
burn. It was required more often when using a cut-throat than with a safety
razor. Iodine, in a small octagonal bottle of dark glass, was always kept at
home for dabbing on cuts or scratches with cotton wool. Because it nipped like
fury I hated it, despite being assured that ‘it
was antiseptic', but the sting soon faded. Further fascination tinged
with apprehension was induced by seeing the word POISON with a skull and
cross-bones sign moulded on the bottle, which conjured up the thoughts `was
this really the stuff that murderers or suicide victims used?' Iodine in that
form is no longer available because of the discovery, like Lysol disinfectant,
of their possible cancer causing properties.
The function of the leather strop on the blade was as
a final polishing medium, to remove any tiny nicks and rags
left by honing on the grindstone, or by previous use or misuse. When I started shaving
I used a safety razor, and never having dared to try using an open razor I have no experience to quote from. As suggested
before, an alternative function for the strop was that it could be used to
frighten me into behaving when I needed it. But like the faint to non-existent
memory of being punished with the carpet beater described elsewhere, there is
no memory of actually being beaten with that strap. My father said that as a
youngster going into his teens, with one of his
younger brothers following after him, he helped his dad in the shop as a soap boy.
He prepared customers by soaping their faces for his dad to perform what is after all a very delicate
service. This seemed to have been the
main function, or at least one of equal importance to the cutting of hair
of barbers' shops at that time, which was borne out by the old sign outside still seen occasionally today, the
red-and-white stick-of-rock-like barber's pole. Red represents blood and white
bandages, or so I was told.
Before the safety razor arrived, and subsequently the
electric shaver, probably because of the expertise required with the
preparation and use of the open razor,
a surprisingly large proportion of men were
dependent on the barber. Thank goodness for the present-day convenience
of the safety razor and electric shaver, for I did not fancy one bit allowing a
stranger near me with a cut-throat at the ready, even if it was someone who had shave me daily for years, because
mental instability can surface without warning. The terrifying tale of Sweeny
Todd the demon barber could be invoked here. For details of that story, look up
the name of actor Todd Slaughter on the internet!
In the late 1940s the Remington Company of America opened
a factory in the new Spiersbridge Industrial Estate to make electric shavers,
and an acquaintance who worked there offered to get one for me at a reduced
price. I paid him something like £3, but in later years realised he probably
stole it. When Dad saw it, at first he was sceptical about its efficiency, but
months later he tried it and was sufficiently impressed to get one for himself.
For a few years he used it sparingly before gradually adopting it permanently, but
many years elapsed before the safety razor was laid aside. Dad’s cut-throat razor
is among my family keepsakes.
THE LAMPLIGHTER & CARBIDE
Side-streets and closes in older districts like the
two areas of tenements where
we lived in the 1930s were gas lit, and each light had to be lit at dusk and
extinguished at dawn, the work being done by men employed as lamplighters.
The Corporation Lighting Department lamplighters
wore a green uniform with a peaked cap,
similar to tram and bus drivers, and they went round the streets evenings and mornings carrying a lighting/extinguishing pole. Side street lights on their low
cast iron posts were about fifteen feet high, with a pair of decorative/functional horizontally opposed arms projecting
out below the lantern aligned parallel to the street. They were supports
for the lamplighter’s ladder when he cleaned the glass and changed the mantle.
The lantern was a square-section metal box frame
with glass sides, which flared up and outwards from a small base, over which there
was a metal cap surmounted by an ornamental finial.
Because of the large number of old photographs in
various collections in which street lamps
can be seen, the above description is almost superfluous, although explaining
how they worked may
be of interest. Street lamplighters carried a long slim pole with the brass
lighting unit fixed on an end (53). It had an arrangement for turning on and
off the gas tap in the base of the lantern, a slot in a slim extension, and a shielded naked flame to light
the mantle. At the top of the hollow lamp post, in the base of the lantern the
supply pipe emerged bent to shape, with the tap
fitted inverted like the one on domestic mantlepiece gaslights described
earlier. From where it emerged from the centre of the post, the small bore pipe
ran up to near the top where it curved over in the usual swan’s neck on the end
of which was the mantle. A hinged glass flap in the lantern base was opened with
the tip of the pole, allowing the unit access for the gas to be turned
on and the light applied to the mantle.
The lamplighters' work included
keeping the lantern glass clean and replacing mantles when required. He did this during the day by carrying around with him the ladder which rested on the
cross-arms. Up to the 1930s, at strategic locations some lamps used to
have the street name in white letters on a narrow blue strip at the top of each glass face. See the photo of King Street, Pollokshaws c1920 in my book BYGONE
POLLOKSHAWS page 25, in which a lamp post lantern on the left with the Maida Street name can just be made out.
It may have been the same man who did both jobs within
a district, but the stair light man
carried a shorter pole and a short narrow ladder on his lamp-maintenance visits. My mental picture is
of him hurrying along intent on the day-time cleaning tasks carrying his ladder with an
arm through a rung and cleaning rags hanging
out of his bulging jacket pockets. Stair lights were glass faced cubes with a
low domed top, the sides of which were about
nine inches square (54). Mounted out of reach from ground level,
they were fixed on the outer angles of
corners on walls on the ground floor of closes, to spread their meagre
illumination as far as possible, and one on each main landing upstairs. They
were lit and extinguished the same way as street lights.
Gas lights and kitchen stoves were subject to an
irritating fault involving the air vent leading to the burners and mantles.
Sometimes a strong draught caused the flame to travel back along the pipe from the
burner/mantle to the vent, making the white flame of pure gas burn there with a muted
roar. This severely reduced the amount of illumination and heat and produced a
pungent smell. It was liable to occur if the vent had been opened too far in trying to obtain the hottest
flame, or in the case of the stair lights it could be cause by a gust of wind
blowing through the close. Street and ground floor lights were sometimes
affected by this in windy weather, which left the light very dim and a reek with a sulphurous smell polluting close or kitchen.
The lamplighter's portable light was a naked flame inside a small brass cowl at right angels on the end of the
pole. The flame was generated by the
chemical reaction between calcium carbide and water which produced acetylene
gas. The brass fitting had two
compartments; one held the carbide and the other water. There was a hole
between them with an aperture, the
size of which was controlled by an adjustable screw to allow the correct amount
of water to trickle slowly into the
carbide. From there the gas produced
was piped up to burn in the small cowl. Acquiring some carbide was a
signal for a great deal of excitement among us street urchins, because it could be used to make loud bangs.
In addition to carbide, for this prank an empty tin
and a little moisture were needed. But the escapade was only made possible because at the end of an evening
shift some lamplighters would empty out the residue of carbide left in the
container on the pole at the pavement edge by unscrewing the cap. Amounting
usually to something like a teaspoonful, it may have been discarded because if
left in the container perhaps it had a corrosive effect on the metal. Carbide in
this form is a greyish powder that had been used in vehicle lights before
battery-powered systems of lighting with
bulbs were developed. When damp it cakes into lumps, and in lump form it was
easiest to collect. When emptying the container all the lamplighter had to do
to disperse it and make it impossible to gather it up in a usable form, was to scatter it with a foot.
Some lamplighters, known as 'leeries' from the title of a
local poem, who were still boys at heart were aware of this, and deliberately made it possible for us to have our fun.
Today carbide is probably treated as a dangerous chemical with a list of
regulations governing its handling, and even at that time there probably were
instructions issued to lamplighters about its use and disposal. Some disposed of it as I've described, and it was known
for boys to surreptitiously follow
the man on his rounds in the hope that they would spot him in the act of
disposal, and so be able to acquire the
small amount needed.
The second item required for this game was an empty
tin with a lid of a particular design. Certain items such as cocoa, baking powder, Creamola Foam etc. were sold in
tins of this type, with a tight-fitting round lid that pressed into a recess in
one end. Other kinds with lids which fitted over the outside of the end were
less safe for the job because they were liable to stick causing the tin itself
to explode, but one of these could be pressed into use if none of the other
kind could be found. Finding the right tin
was usually a rather sordid tale of ‘midgie raking’, a practice made
necessary when the first line of endeavour, going round our houses and asking
our mothers if one of the required type was available. This ploy was usually
unsuccessful because the mums in question
knew perfectly well what it was wanted for, and being a forbidden game because
of the chance of injury the answer was invariably `NO - and don't let me catch you playing with that carbide, it's dangerous and
if your dad hears about it you'll be for it!,' etc!
We nearly always had to fall back on the only other source, the
back court middens. This meant that the youngest
or least fussy of our group would have to go in and rake through the ashes, discarded rotting food and other unmentionables in
the bins to find one. If our luck was
in and a suitable tin turned up, the next comparatively minor difficulty was to find an implement to make a
few small holes in the bottom of the tin. That accomplished, there was the problem of the availability or otherwise of
matches, lack of which might scupper the game. However, they were in constant use
in every house and a box was normally kept on the mantelshelf or at the side of
the hob, so it was usually easy to acquire a few from the kitchen, sometimes having to use a chair to reach high-up mantelshelf
when parents' backs were turned.
With those items gathered and the holes punched the tin,
some of the carbide was
dropped into it. Then a little of the fourth and final and easiest to acquire element needed, moisture, was
added. It was sometimes provided by the nearest puddle, group members spitting into the tin, or even by pissing in it, then the
lid was quickly pressed tightly in place. At this stage the carbide could be
heard fizzing away inside producing the gas. Then, with the tin on its
side, perhaps lying on the ground, but often held out at arms length by one who could be described as the
bravest, never me I must to add, with face averted, eyes screwed up
tight and a finger stuck in an ear, even although the other one was nearer the bang. The moment we had all been waiting for
with mounting excitement had arrived.
A
match was carefully struck by another individual, and being too short for safety the flame was transferred to a piece of paper
screwed up into a long taper, which was then held against the holes in the end of the can. These preparations
were made well out of sight of adults, who would have put a stop to it at once,
usually in a corner of a back court or in the angle of washhouse and
midden not overlooked by windows if possible. Such a location wasn't easy to find in a quadrangular tenement block like ours,
so it was sometimes done inside a
midden. The resulting bang was surprisingly
loud, like thunder-flash fireworks in fact, and unless the lid was directed
against a wall it could be propelled for quite a distance. If there was
sufficient carbide left for another `go', one
of us had to climb over the railings across
several back courts to recover it, then we all ran off to another
location.
This
activity was infrequent, but how we escaped injury because of the careless way
it was handled, and how, among the large crowd of youngsters which invariably gathered for the event, we
avoided being hit by the flying lid is a mystery. It never failed to cause
windows to be thrown up and heads to pop out looking for the cause, and
this usually meant that a different location
had to be sought if a repeat performance was possible.
STREET AND BACK COURT GAMES
Of the many games we played in streets and back
courts, most are unknown to the children of today. With entertainment so over-provided now, they don't need
them. Strenuous games, like the half-dozen
or so different ball games as well as tig, hide-and-seek, leave-oh, kick the can, cops and robbers, gird and cleek, whip and
peerie, skates, bogies, stilts, skipping ropes and cowboys and Indians
etc. were just a few of the many we indulged
in. To-day’s dominant game, football, was less popular than some of those
mentioned. It was on about the same level as cricket among our group anyway,
just one of many games played with a ball.
Other marginally less strenuous games
such as ball-stoting, peever beds, and
skipping ropes, were played mainly by girls.
Still other games, those involving singing or chanting a rhyme and moving in a
circle with linked hands, like ring-a-ring-a-roses, were almost always played
by the girls. The words of one of them and dim memories conjure the scenes of
half heard rhymes retained without really being
fully conscious of them at the time, as chanted by a large group of girls in a
nearby back court. `There's a big ship sailing through the Eely Ally O!'
was one, and another, set out in full in Maureen
Sinclair's booklet `Murder, Murder
Polis!' , Glasgow Street Rhymes and Songs, begins `Down in yonder meadow where the green grass grows' etc., with events
and names of participants inserted through the verses.
Various activities came and went in an irregular cycle
which partly depended on the season, so that for a time
bools (marbles) were dominant. Then it was
the turn of whips and peeries, or girds and cleeks, followed perhaps by
roller skates, pedal cars, trikes (tricycles) and fairy cycles, the smallest
two-wheeled bike. These latter cost more money than most people could afford so only a few children had one, and even
then they were generally second hand or well used hand-me-downs. Other
crazes came and went never to be seen again. One of them was the hi-li, a thick plywood table-tennis type bat, with a small
solid rubber ball fixed to it by a length of thick elastic. Players hit
the ball away for it to return. A lot of practice was needed to master it but some children became really skilful. After
writing that last description my grandchildren appeared one day with poor
plastic imitations of the hi-Ii.
TIG
The most
popular games were tig and hide-and-seek. For tig, one of the usual counting
out rhymes was used to determine who was first to be het. This individual then
chased the others and tried to touch someone else. The first one caught then
became the het person, who had to take up the challenge and chase the others
and pass on the het stigma. At first stalemate was the norm when two persons
(one and two) stood face-to-face alternately touching each other. This could
spoil the game, so the individual who passed on the stigma (one) was exempt
from made het by two
HIDE-AND-SEEK
It
involved the participants lining up for the ‘counting out’ preliminary to
select who was to be the first seeker. This was done by an appointee who used
one of the counting-out rhymes, most of which will be found in the book mentioned
above by Maureen Sinclair first published in 1986, with another edition in 1989.
Some of them I had never encountered before, while others had some variation of
words and terms from what we used. Copies may be found in libraries or in the
Glasgow Collection room at the Mitchell Library. Of all the rhymes remembered, 'Dic-dic-tation, Corporation, how
many cars are in the station!’ is
the clearest. The appointee went along the line of participants touching
each one in turn with a finger for each word. When he came to ‘station’ the boy
indicated shouted a number between five and the number of participants, and the
counter continued ‘poking’ along the line until that number was reached, and
that boy was the first seeker.
With that completed, the het person chosen by the
count had to stand against a wall at what was known as the den, and hold up an
arm in an upside down ‘u’ or ‘v’ and bury their face in it so that they could
not see who went where to hide. A further count was performed aloud by this
person to allow everyone time to find a place of concealment. Originally he had
to count up to a hundred by fives, five, ten, fifteen, twenty, and so on so
many times. This took too long so it was reduced to repeating the words
‘five-ten-double-ten, five-ten-a-hundred’, something like ten times. Then
before moving he had to call out ‘Here I come, ready or not, if you’re spied
it’s not my fault’, then he had to go round looking for the ‘hiders’.
When he spotted some-one, he had to call out the
individual’s name, dash back to the den and touch the wall there while saying
‘in den one-two-three’. The trick was for other players to watch the ‘hettee’ from
their concealment until he was far enough away in his search for them, to dash
up ahead of him and touch the wall at the den, calling out ‘in den free,
one-two-three’. For a time it was the last one found that had to take the next
turn of being het. Then it was noticed that certain ‘fly’ individuals were
never het because they showed themselves straight away to avoid the perceived stigma
of being het. An alteration to the rules was attempted so that the person
spotted first became het, but this spoiled the game altogether by making the
turnover too quick, which made it less popular.
Another counting out rhyme involved all the
participants lining up with hands held as fists close out in front, while an
appointee, using his
clenched fists and starting at an end of the line, went along striking singly those
of each participant
in turn calling one potato, two potato, three potato, four, five potato, six potato,
seven potato more’. That last fist struck was withdrawn, and the count
continued until the first person with both fists withdrawn stood aside while
the count continued until the last survivor was declared to be ‘het’. Seventy
five years after that time and wondering where the term het came from, the
possible answer came to mind that it might have been from ‘hot’
BALL STOTING
Ball
stoting (bouncing) was a skill that looked easy when played by individuals who were good at it, and although I
tried often to improve my skill I
found it too difficult. It needed a quick eye and good judgement with
throwing that I just didn't possess. The game needed a tennis size ball, took different forms and was played solo, with a
partner, or by a group. Having acquired a suitable ball, the next requirement
was a section of wall with a flat surface,
without windows or at least well away from
any, at the front of a tenement. Some
tenements in Linthouse had stonework with a horizontal angled ledge above waist height (4ft.) in their street
frontage, a decorative feature that allowed us to play a local version of this game.
The solo game in its simplest form was a matter of standing at the pavement edge and throwing the ball at the
wall, aiming to hit the ledge, a strip about three inches wide which lay
at an angle of 45 degrees.
If
the aim was good and the ball, pitched with the right amount of force, landed
square on the ledge it would return in a
high curve without a second bounce off the pavement for the thrower to
catch. This seemingly simple pastime
sometimes became so absorbing, like today's
computer games, that long periods would be spent in continuous pitching by
individual boys and girls, in trying to achieve the greatest number of throws without the ball touching the
ground. All this was done, needless to say, much to the annoyance of
passers-by. Many years after initially noting this down someone recalled the
name of that game - it was called ledgie. A degree of frustration was added to
the game by some walls having an uneven surface of rough cut stone down from
about four inches below the ledge. If the aim was exceptionally poor and the
ball landed too low, it caused it to shoot off away from the player who would
have to run after it. If played near a house with tenants at home the constant
thud of the ball could be very annoying for them, but this could be overcome by changing locations.
Another form of that game that didn't need a ledge was played mainly by girls, with the
player(s) standing five or six feet from the wall. The aim was to bounce the
ball in a sequence, first off the pavement in a throw angled towards the wall, to bounce off it and return to the thrower. The
second throw and double-bounce off pavement-and-wall was made standing side on to the wall with the ball again stoting off the
pavement under a leg held out. Third, repeat with the other leg, fourth,
standing legs apart facing the wall the ball
was thrown from behind to pass between them, then fifth, with the back
to it. Sixth and seventh, rotate the body
once one way and then the other. Finally, the sequence gone through again with
throw, bend-down-and-touch-the-ground and catch, ending that sequence with a straight throw. Then the sequence
could begin again, and some girls could perform two or even three rotations of their body between the throw, double-bounce and
catch. I vaguely remember seeing it played by two girls with one ball in
close co-operation and sharing the sequences.
An ability to throw accurately with
the right amount of force and to catch well was really the main requirements of
these games.
ROUNDERS
While knowledge of the rules and conduct of baseball
is minimal, our game of rounders seems to have been similar, though played with, for preference, a tennis
ball and racquet. We played it in the street, much to the concern for their windows of those
tenants whose houses overlooked the chosen pitch. Layout of the bases was in
the form of a long diamond, with the long
axis along the centre of the street. A square sewer manhole (a `grater' in
local parlance) was a perfect home base, while the halfway base was the next
manhole, the distance between them being ideal.
The other two bases were marked out mid-way on opposite pavement edges. The
term `base' wasn't known to us. We called them ‘dults' but where it came
from isn't known.
Rounders
was just one of many games for which sides
had to be chosen from among those wanting to take part using a counting-out
rhyme. Once this was done a coin or, coins being scarce, more often some
other flat object, even a piece of slate or a tin lid, would be tossed to
decided which side went in to bat first. Then
members of winning side lined up to take their turn, while members of
the other side spread themselves out along the
street to act as fielders. While hoping for a catch which knocked the player
out, their main purpose was to retrieve the ball, and throw it back up the
pitch to another member of the
fielding side better placed for a hit on a runner caught between dults, and
knock him out. When someone produced a genuine baseball ball we were
full of enthusiasm about it until we came to handle it. When we felt how heavy
and solid it was no-one fancied being hit
with it, so it was never used. Of course the major difference between
real baseball and our game of rounders was that in the former, the ball
arriving at a base in front of a runner would knock him out, whereas in the
latter, in addition, a direct hit on a
runner between dults had the same effect.
The strengths and weaknesses of each individual soon became known, so that participants in an obviously weak team
would suffer from apathy and fail to try very hard, which could become a source
of friction between them and the more determined players on the same
side. Generally though, sides were evenly balanced and many good games
resulted. While the police seldom harassed us, occasionally a resident would complain to them about a game they considered
annoying or dangerous. Football and
rounders played in streets or backcourts were two which came under that description. At rare intervals the 'polis', in the form of a single
bobby, with his period high-peaked
helmet and tunic of the time buttoned up to the neck, would walk into the street and everybody would take to
their heels and disappear into the nearest closes, running through the
backcourts and over dykes without stopping until they were the next
street. The only time I ever saw anyone being ‘nabbed' was once during a season
of bogie building. Building and riding on
bogies was a great occasional favourite with us and a description of this activity will be given
presently.
One form of police presence everyone dreaded was the
Black Maria, a period van of a type comparable
in size to today’s mini-buses which are sometimes glimpsed in old British films
and photographs. The crime rate then was lower and it was seen only at
rare intervals, and I would not be surprised to learn that the Govan Police
Force had only that single vehicle. Its main feature was an ominous black forbidding
appearance, windowless except for narrow darkened strips high up along the
sides. During all of my childhood up to the time I left school, there is
no memory, except on that one occasion when the group of bogie riders had their
names taken, of witnessing any police
activity other than a very occasional foot or cycle patrol passing by.
Today, the police presence is almost constant except
when you need one, with the patrol cars seen more often and foot patrols that are becoming rare. In the
Linthouse of the thirties a policeman was seldom seen, and when any did appear
it was nearly always a single individual, sometimes on a cycle. You really felt you were in the presence of someone in
authority when the bobby was around. The founder of the police force in the 19th
century in Britain was MP Sir
Robert Peel, and members of the force became known as Bobbies or Peelers after
him.
FOOTBALL
Perhaps the true reason football seemed to be less
popular with us was that a proper ball was seldom available, and when played with a tennis ball it lacked something. Real footballs
of the time were in two parts. There was a
rubber inner called `a bladder', which probably came from a time when the bladder from a pig or sheep was
used, and leather outer, an
arrangement similar to pre-radial rubber inner tube and outer motor
tyres up to the late 20th century. The ‘bladder’ inner was made up
of elongated oval strips of rubber stuck together
to form a fairly accurate round shape. Two drawbacks with them compared with the modern plastic ball, was that even
when new their ability to hold pressure was much less enduring and were more
easily punctured.
The arrangement to inflate the ball was
a simple slim tough rubber tube about
three or four inches long attached to the bladder, similar to those that were attached to car the wheels
inner tubes of pre-tubeless tyres but without the non-return valve. The
outer was made from pieces of leather sometimes of oblong shape, in others they
were hexagonal sections, stitched together in the form of panelling into
which the bladder was forced through a
narrow opening. Today's expensive plastic footballs has the panelling simulated by embossing, while the
cheaper variety usually has them simply printed on.
A three inch long slit in the outer, with a line of holes along each
side for lacing, allowed the deflated inner to be pushed inside. The difficult part now was to blow it up as hard as
possible using a cycle pump for preference, failing that by mouth, which was
the most common state of affairs with us, by the strongest boy, or
preferably by an adult if one could be persuaded to oblige. However, asking an
older boy or adult was something to be
avoided if possible, because they invariably wanted to join in and
usually finished up dominating the game.
When the inner was blown up hard the tube was pinched hard and folded over and
tied with string. Then against the bulging pressure of the inner, the
valve had to be forced inside the outer
casing and underneath the protective
tongue, tongue as in shoe, and the slit laced up tightly while ensuring that no
grit or anything likely to cause a puncture got inside.
Each
stage of preparing a bladder for play was difficult. No matter how securely the tying up had been done, because
of a natural loss of pressure the ball seldom remained playable for long so
that the whole process had to be gone through at least two or three times
during a game. It is recalled faintly that at official games a supply of
freshly prepared balls had to be kept ready, and frequent changes made. The
actual lacing of the ball was often the
cause of trouble because a lacing implement, a special large needle with
a broad flat curved section near the blunt point, had to be used to make it possible to thread the lace through the holes
against the pressure of the inner.
As can be imagined, in careless hands this operation could cause a puncture, and laces had to be kept short so that no loose ends flapped
about. Although it might appear possible to lace up before blowing up, it
couldn't be done because with the lacing in place there was insufficient room
to force the tube, inside. That description assumes a bladder and outer
was available, but this was seldom the case with us, so when we did play football it was nearly always with an
unsuitable small ball.
Wide
ranging games like football, rounders, cricket, kick-the-can, leave-oh, and others, needed a proper pitch, and back
courts were generally unsuitable because the dividing railings made them too
cramped for anything except sedentary games. In addition they were overlooked
by many windows which lay directly in the line of play, so these games were
normally played in the street where, hopefully, any hard kicking, hitting, or
throwing would be directed along the length. In street pitches, the goals were
usually located in the width of a pavement between a lamp post and the building wall. The usually staggered Lamp
post goals were set diagonally on opposite pavements, so our games were
played at an angle across the street.
A
curious aspect of the football scene was that I don't remember any of my pals
being enthusiastic supporters of any particular association football team,
other than the usual tribal allegiances of Rangers and Celtic in which the
actual football was of secondary importance. This seems to confirm what I have
suggested elsewhere about a local apathy towards big time clubs. There is,
however, a memory of seeing one or two pals going off to games with their dads,
carrying that fiendish period noise maker, a rickety. Here's another implement
of former times worthy of description.
Made
entirely of wood and operated by hand by
being swung round in a rotating motion, it produced a most penetrating
racket. It was a short stout round baton-like stick with a flag on half of it,
but the flag part was a heavy frame that was able to rotate round the stick. In
the centre of the frame a length of tough springy wood was secured with nails
or screws at the outer end of the ‘flag’, with the other end bearing hard on a
ratchet that was part of the handle. When the flag part was whirled quickly
round the handle, allowing the braced strip to flick off the teeth of the
ratchet, it gave off a continuous series of loud snaps a little like drawing a
stick along railings but much louder.
Within a year of our arrival in the district, the
Linthouse Maxwell Park in Holmfauldhead
Drive was
taken over for a Corporation housing development. In the early 1960s about half
of those built in the late 1930s were demolished during the clearance
connected with the building of access roads for the Clyde Tunnel. The houses
seen there today, including the row at the top on the west side of Kennedar Drive,
were part of that same development.
HEADERS & HEADER-FOOTBALL
The
ball games heedies and heedie-footer and closes were made for each other. In
those days close entrances had no doors; controlled entry system installations
did not begin to appear in ordinary tenements until after the 1960s. The first
few yards of the majority of tenement closes from the street entrance were
straight, high and narrow until the first house doors were encountered at the
mid point near the foot of the stairs to the upper floors. Then there was a
ninety degree turn left or right past the foot of the staircase and another one
in the opposite direction past the third house, from where it continued through
to the rear. Other closes were straight through from front to rear of the
building with the staircase lowest flight offset to one side. Most closes made the
double right-angle turns at the point where the stairs began. This was the best
kind to play in because on scoring an inward goal the stairs were a barrier
that stopped the ball from running on into the back-court, avoiding the delay
while it was recovered.
A youngster of about twelve stretching his arms wide could almost touch each wall
with finger tips, so here was a ready made
pitch for these popular games. The rules were that in headers only goals scored
with a header counted, but in header-football a kick was allowed in certain
circumstances. Conditions of play was agreed on before play started. Such as
did heights (a high ball) count as a goal? How close could you be to your
opponent's end when you hit the ball? If your
hand touched the ball during a save in
heedie-footer you weren't allowed a kick until the next ‘safe‘ save.
Playing
this or any other noisy game in a close (not your own if possible because of the greater risk of being reported to your parents), was always accompanied by apprehension,
for grumpy tenants would soon be out to ‘check’ and chase you off.
Ideally you hoped those tenants were out before starting, but even then people from upstairs would be liable to complain if the
game was particularly noisy. Usually you took a chance and started
quietly in the hope that no-one would notice for a while or that only the more
tolerant tenants would, which allowed a longer spell of play. The best closes
to play in were where the bedrooms of low down houses were next to the close, and
hopefully, anyone at home would be in the kitchen and maybe far enough away so that any noise generated would not irritate
them. Another not insignificant problem was that when the ball hit the
upper whitewashed section of wall or roof, dust and flakes were dislodged which made a mess. This further increased
residents' resistance to ball games in their close.
DODGIEBALL
Dodgieball
was simply a form of tig played in the street with a ball with one other
difference. The ball, tennis size, was used
by whoever was counted out to be 'het' to hit others, and anyone they managed
to hit had to join up in trying to do the same to the others, and the last one
left un-hit was het for the next game. Another game, a variation of
dodgie-ball, required a big expanse of blank wall up to the full height of the
building. We were fortunate in having just such a section of wall at the corner
in Skipness Drive west of Clachan Drive that can still be seen today. It
was a peculiar result of the design of the building, which had at this point a
broad chimney head (removed during
redevelopment in the 1960s) built flush above the wall at roof level, giving it
about eight feet of additional height above the three storeys. The
layout of houses in the close nearest in Clachan
Drive must have been such that all flues ran up inside the
outer wall here. False windows had been built into
the stonework to maintain the symmetry of the facade, which added
interest to the game. I suspect it might have been an invention by children in the
area because of the almost uniqueness of the wall feature as there is no
recollection of seeing or hearing of a similar one anywhere else.
After a counting out session, the winner among those
taking part selected the minimum level to which the ball had to be thrown. Usually it was to full three-storey height to
allow sufficient reaction time, but sometimes, to generate greater tension, a
lower height was chosen. This, however, tended to cause bunching, and throws to the wall at one-storey-up level meant
that the concentrated rushing about of the tight-knit group resulted in
accidents, and induced in us what is now recognised as neurosis of the
`Get-oot-ma-road-you' type, while giving a
violent push against someone you think is going to be in your way. This was likely
to be answered by an aggressive retort of the `Who d'ye think yer
shovin' variety, usually accompanied by an
agitated glare. Then the dukes were up, dukes being fists, presumably
after the Duke (Marquis?) of Queensberry. Winner of the count had first throw
and he pitched the ball against the wall to
the level chosen, at the same time calling out the name of another
player.
The
named player had to be in a position to catch it before it touched the ground,
and if they missed or dropped it, they then had to field the ball, chase the
others and try to hit someone and knock them
out. The excitement this generated could be quite effective, with the
surge of the crowd of up to two dozen boys and girls as a throw was taken and a
name shouted, and the collective subconscious question in every mind, `Should
I run out of range now in case the boy named misses it - but what if he catches it then throws and
calls my name? I might be too far away to catch it!'. It was the essence of the game for the thrower to call the name of
the person he thought least likely to catch it.
It
wasn't always possible to play unhindered because there were house windows nearby and people did complain, but
they were unoccupied room windows and the game could usually go on
without the tenants noticing. The full height of a three-storey tenement over
the roof ridge was just about the limit of our throwing ability, about 60 feet,
and attempting to do this sometimes caused the ball to lodge in the roof guttering
or behind the chimney head. When that happened it was truly lost - until a
chimney sweep or slater went up on the roof to work. If a long time had elapsed
since anyone had been up there a few balls might be lying, and he would throw them down. In those days
balls weren't ten a penny, like they appear to be today. They were treasured
because they cost money and money was scarce, so a roof visit by a workman and
a brief rain of balls was treated like manna from heaven.
From
what I've observed of the activities of the current generation of children,
only a tiny handful of the games we played are indulged in today, in fact the
only two that come immediately to mind are tig and football with even the
former at vanishing point. One of the many bat-and-ball games was called French cricket. The batsman's legs were the
wickets and they were guarded by the bat, preferably a mini cricket bat.
If the ball hit a leg or he played a catch, or if he moved his feet, he was
out. What made it tricky was having to keep his feet firmly planted on the same
spot, and be bowled from which ever angle the
ball happened to lie in, so that if he missed a shot from the front the
next ball came from behind.
LEAVE-OH AND KICK-THE-CAN
Leave-oh
was like dodgie-ball played without a ball, with sides chosen by two leaders. All
members of the ‘het’ side had to chase after and catch the others and put them
in a den, usually a marked out section of
pavement. The den needed to be watched carefully thereafter because any
of the opposing team still free would be hovering around watching for an
opportunity to run through it shouting 'Leave-oh,' releasing any `prisoners' confined there.
Playing kick-the-can in Skipness Drive at the corner of Clachan Drive on a
warm summer evening with a group of up to a dozen pals, is a powerful memory. This game was similar to hide-and-seek and
‘leave-oh’, except that an empty tin was used as a primary control. Again, an
area of pavement was designated as the den, and if chalk or pipe-clay was
available it would be marked out, and a tin
recovered from the nearest midden was placed at the outer edge next to
the suiver. (Suiver, the first syllable pronounced as in sigh, is the gutter.
It’s an old term always used by my father and older people including me even
today!).
After
the counting out, the same system was used as for hide-and-go-seek, as we
called it. The individual who was elected to be het had to cover his eyes and
count up the same system as detailed above according to how many were taking
part, to six hundred if there were six for example, while the rest rushed off to hide. Covering of eyes was taken
very seriously indeed. With the simple hands over eyes method, it was
considered too easy to cheat by squinting through fingers to see where the
others were heading, so the same method as in hide-and-seek was used. At the
end of the count he then went off to find
the others, and on spying someone had to run back to the den and shout out the
correct phrase incorporating the boy's name, at the same time banging
the tin on the ground. Wording of the phrase was important in that if it was said incorrectly the boy named took no
notice. It was ‘(boy's name) IN DEN ONE-TWO-THREE'. The person so named
had to return to the den and sit on the pavement with his back against the wall
hoping to be released.
The
het boy continued to look for the others, while watching out for someone sneaking out of a close or shadowing an
approaching adult by walking close behind, in an effort to get near enough to
perform the release. When he thought it was safe to do so, if he was close
enough and the het boy too far away to stop him, he ran forward and kicked the
can as far as he could. Those held in the den could then run off, and a fresh
phase of the game began after the het boy had recovered the can. The next one
het was the last to be spied. But this system, as applied to all games, came to
be looked on as flawed by the others as boys who thought they could beat the
system were seen to be not really bothering to hide.
One
peculiar and amusing feature of chasing and hiding games was a method for
calling a temporary halt to the game. If the robust physical activity became
too much for anyone, if for example they ran out of puff or if someone had been
hurt, or for any other reason real or imagined, such as called on by a parent
to ‘go a message’, they held their clenched fists out with the thumbs up and shouted 'Ah'm keys'. Billy Connolly uses
this phrase occasionally in his comedy routine, and I sometimes wonder how
many know where it came from as he never bothers to explain. Observance of this
depended somewhat on the amount of authority
possessed by the caller. If it was a younger boy frequently no-one paid
any heed and the game would roll on over him, but if it was an older boy,
someone able to command attention, then everybody else was supposed to freeze
until the emergency was over. It will be seen that it was open to abuses, which
of course did happen.
MARBLES
Marbles, bools or jauries, different names for the
same activity, were a favourite game. They
are never seen today, and anyone born after 1960 would not know what they were
used for. Any still around are regarded as useless
curiosities by children today and
they will surely disappear altogether. Here’s a full description of what they were for or as much as can be remembered, and of the three games we
played with them in the late 1930s and
early ‘40s. Marbles were clear or shaded glass balls roughly
five-eighths of an inch in diameter, usually with coloured blotches or twists inside giving a pleasing effect, and bestowing on particularly attractive ones a
reputation for being lucky when used
as a ‘plunker‘.
Ball bearings of similar size could also be used although they
were frowned on because it was felt
their weight gave them an unfair advantage. The best and most highly prized and rarest kind were white, made of a
porcelain-like material with a finish similar to that on a pottery sink, with
two thin twists of red on the surface running from pole to pole. They
were known as ‘Yankees’ and were regarded as luckiest of all and if you had one
it was always used it as a plunker.
The
game was played by propelling by throwing, or plunking using the fingers, and
that word was also used by us to describe dodging school. Today the term is
dogging. The first time I heard that modern
term was when my sons were at school in the 1960s. Plunking was done with the fingers of a hand formed
into a hook, and held down so that the first joints of the fingers
beyond the knuckle rested on the ground. Then
with the hand held vertical and a
bool gripped in the curl of the index finger and thumb braced behind it, when
the grip was released suddenly the thumb flicked it away. It would travel a
distance and direction according to aim and the amount of pressure applied.
Another
style of plunking was used by those regarded as having a certain skill. For
shots needing more force and greater accuracy than usual, it was done with the bool braced between the tips of first and
second fingers and thumb and hand with
the back. In trying to demonstrate these actions to my grandson over twenty
years ago, it was impressed on me
just how much skill it required. The ability I remembered just could not
be recaptured, probably because of the passage of sixty odd years since it was
last used, and no doubt a touch of arthritis
had something to do with it also.
The
marbles games were in three forms, ringie, moshie and the third, I think, was called rollie, the latter of
which was played most often. It involved each participant rolling their bool
down the camber from the middle of the road, the surface of which, of our local streets, had that ideal smooth asphalt
surface described elsewhere in these
pages, to see which one stopped closest to the kerb. The owner then had first
go, and the object was for each in turn, determined by their bool’s proximity
to the kerb, to hit by plunking an agreed number of times, usually three
hits, the nearest bool, and if you
succeeded you kept it. The best games were those with the largest number of
players, but the rules of this particular
scenario are now very hazy. Anyway, it involved the usual dilemma. Should you
roll down in close proximity to the others and risk being behind in order of
play, giving those with turns ahead of you easy shots, or farther away
and winning the first shot that was made more difficult by distance?
Rules seem to have been variable by agreement among
players before beginning. If it was a free-for-all which allowed you to aim for the nearest bool, or were you confined
to aiming for either the bool of the player
in front of you or the one behind, or varying the hits you had to make to claim a bool. If
there were a large number of players you had to have your wits about you in
keeping track of hits on the others and theirs on yours. If a needle match developed
the number of hits might be reduced to one, causing a fast turnover of bools.
But this was unusual because it was unpopular with the less skilled, who lost most. Those who were good at it
quickly learned it was better to play a long game and win a few marbles,
than agitate for a short game to win a few, which the losers very soon tired of
and called `The gemme's a bogey', citing
some imagined infringement of the
rules to stop playing but really indicating they were fed up losing.
Moshie, with the first syllable pronounced as in mow,
was played on a piece of bare earth by selecting a flat area and digging a shallow hole a couple of inches across.
Then, from a distance measured by three long
juvenile paces, roughly ten feet, the bools were thrown towards the hole one at
a time. The owner of the bool that landed closest to the hole, and the others
in rotation, then tried to roll, by
plunking, aiming to put the bool in the hole. At that point the
resemblance to golf ceases. If you succeeded you were free to hit another bool by plunking from the hole-edge,
and each bool you hit you kept.
The final game, ringie, was different from the other
two in that it didn't involve hitting your opponent’s
play-bool. Each player contributed a certain number of bools. These were placed round the circumference groove of a circle of
variable diameter lightly scored in the earth or chalked on a hard surface made
big enough to hold all the bools, well spaced out, by all participants.
The object was to knock bools out of the ring.. If six took part and they
agreed that each should put in three bools, then
at the start there would be eighteen on the ring, and if its diameter
was between eight and ten inches, the spacing between them was such that it was
just possible for a plunked bool to roll
through the ring without hitting any.
When the circle was set up with the staked bools in position, and after counting out for turns and marking the point
from which to throw, each player tried with their initial throw to get as near
the ring as possible. With the first throw you weren't allowed to knock
any out the ring. If that happened, any displaced had to be put back on their original position and the offender’s throw
retaken when his next turn came round. Then, in turn by plunking, you
tried to knock as many as possible out the circle,
which you kept. Various disagreements arose with the three games, the
most common of which was called moodgying,
meaning picking up your bool for a shot and attempting to play from a position
nearer the target than the place where it had rested. Another was moving
your hand forward when plunking, giving more
momentum to your shot than you could otherwise put into it. In ringie if
you were snookered from the ring you were allowed to move round in an arc for a
clear shot, and yet another ploy here was fiddling the angle of arc to shorten
the distance.
At this distance in time it is difficult to say whether or not I was good at bools, but I never had to buy any. By the
time I reached school leaving age a fair collection had been gathered, most of which
was given away to younger acquaintances.
Other skills, or lack of them, are
easy to recall. I was useless at football and was among the last to be picked when sides were chosen, only just ahead of
the smallest boys. The situation with other games was different, because
I could achieve good long distance throws, in rounders for example though not
with much accuracy. Occasionally there was the `honour' of a turn of picking a
side for rounders, dodgieball or cricket.
The expression `The gemme's a
bogey', usually followed by `The man's in the
loabey' (lobby), the latter of no apparent relevance that I can think of other
than it rhymed, was occasionally heard echoing round the streets
emanating from among groups of playing children.
It was commonly used to indicate a temporary abandonment of a game. If,
for example, one of the players was subjected to the ultimate indignity of being called up by their mother to go for a message,
usually for bread or milk, or it was their bedtime,
or someone was detected cheating during a game. In particular it was used
during hiding games like hide-and-seek to alert those out of sight of what was
happening, with loud calls of `The gemme's a bogey, the man's in the loabey'
echoing along the street.
ROPES
‘Ropes’,
the word applied to the activity known as skipping ropes, was played mainly girls. It was uncompetitive and took a number of
different forms. One, called wee ropes, was played with a short length
of rope just long enough for one child to play by holding an end in each hand
and flicking the loop over head, which gave the freedom to run about while skipping over it. If bought, the
rope ends had wooden lollipop type handles. These could also be operated
stationery by two 'ca'ing' (turning) it over while a third performed the jumps.
Amazing skill and dexterity could be acquired in skipping so that it was
entertaining to watch, making it look easy
and beguiling the novice to join in hoping to show off. After attempting it
once or twice and making a fool of myself, I gave up and had to be
content to watch as others, usually girls,
displayed their skill. Probably because of this, few of the names of the
various ropes games register in my recollection.
Most girls and a few boys could work the ropes with
skilful timing, whipping
up such a speed of rotation that two and even three `turns' of the rope might be made during each on-the-spot
hop. A single player could alternate by
crossing arms during skipping if done with the rope turned at a suitably slow speed, and if it was of the correct
weight, suitably supple and kink resistant. Also, as it whirled round, another person
could, by a well timed approach, join in and jump close too in unison with the first skipper. If they were an
exceptional team a third could also take part by joining in with one in
front and the other behind the rope operator.
These antics depended on the length of the rope.
The best ropes game, big ropes, was the one in which a number of participants, limited only by the ability
of the ca’ers’ to ‘manage’ a long rope, took part using an old discarded clothes
line. Life expired clothes rope or pulley
rope was the easiest to acquire, but best of all was window cord with
its slightly heavier, oily texture when new
giving it just the right weight, but only if a piece of sufficient length could
be acquired. At its height, the ropes ‘season' saw teams strung along the street, with players in each team
forming a crocodile which moved in a figure of eight of members awaiting
their turn to join in with a timed lunge
into the turning rope. The long rope was turned in majestic slow motion, while
each player in turn hovered beside an ‘ender’ (one of the pair ca’ing), and
swayed backwards and forwards in synchronisation as the rope passed by their
nose. Then, at a critical moment, he or she darted in within the arc and began the timed jumps while hopping their way along to the other end. Nearing the end they
swooped out and passed round the back of the `ender' there, and joined
the queue of individuals ready to begin the next sequence. Anyone fouling the rope and breaking the rhythm has to take a turn as
an ender.
Another form of the game was `wavy', but recollection
differed between contemporaries of how it
operated. One school maintains that the rope
was simply waved with a gentle rhythm from side to side within 180º of arc rather than ca'ed in full circular hoops, while jumping took place in the same way as above. The writer recalls
seeing a game start like this then, when a certain stage was reached, the speed
of the wave was increased until the rope went
over the top and continued as full speeding-up turns. This may have been
the game accompanied by the rhyme which
began - salt, pepper, vinegar, mustard
etc. The other school say the waves were made by relatively quick flicks
of the rope held on the road surface, snakelike, by the enders, producing unsynchronised oscillations which run towards
each other, causing real complications for the jumpers.
GIRDS AND CLEEKS
Of
many non-competitive pastimes, girds and cleeks was one of the most popular. A gird was a circle of steel wire of
a gauge heavy enough to maintain its shape without distorting while in use, of various
sizes from one-and-a-half to three feet in
diameter. It was propelled along the street by a cleek made of the same metal.
The cleek was a rod more than a foot long with a loop at one end to give
a firm grip, and was usually shaped into a
hook at the other, which was angled and formed to be held over the gird in the 4 o'clock position to push it along. Another
form of cleek had a second closed loop instead of a hook and was attached
loosely, but permanently, to the gird by a small separate loop.
Girds were common but I never had one, nor can I remember any member of our group
having one, which might account for a
personal feeling of indifference towards them. Much practice was required for proper control, so as to get the most enjoyment
from running round the streets and making it go where wanted. There were
opportunities to try it, but because of
difficulties encountered, failing to understand that it needed plenty of
practice to master it, operating a gird was regarded as a boring pastime.
WHIPS AND PEERIES
Whips and peeries required only a minimum of skill and
were cheap to buy, so virtually every child had one. A peerie was on average a three inches long by two to two-and-a-half inches in diameter bullet
shaped wooden turning, one end of which was
flat and smooth, and the other having a rounded taper which ended in a
dome headed nail driven in at the point. In shape something like a short fat bullet or a light artillery shell. The full
diameter was maintained for half the length before the taper began, and
in the area near the flat end, along with
other turned decorative lines, a wide shallow groove was formed under the edge for the cord of the whip to be wound
in.
The whip was a
length of cane usually with two feet of string tied on at the tip. The object
was to start the peerie spinning, either by
a flick of the fingers, which wasn't as easy for young fingers to accomplish as
might be imagined, or by winding the string round in the groove by as many
turns as there was string. Holding the peerie upright in a loose grip within
fingers and thumb, and one finger over the centre of the flat end, with the
point on the ground, if the whip was pulled away quickly the turning
motion imparted by the unwinding string set it spinning. It could then be kept
in motion by lashing it with the whip, while
taking care not to spoil the spin by hitting
it accidentally with the cane instead of the cord.
Children who were deft could keep the peerie going
almost on the same spot, while others tended to drive it in the direction of the
whipping. Still others, who
thought that force was what was needed,
would lash away at it until the cord was unable to unwind quickly enough. If that happened the peerie could
become a dangerous missile. Peerie spinning was made more interesting by
marking concentric circles on the flat top in different coloured chalks, and
varying this with radial lines produced a kaleidoscope of colours that changed
as you watched, and as the speed of rotation was
altered with the whip.
PEEVER, OR BEDS
Peever and beds are two names for games in which a circular piece of marble, the peever was used. It was an inch thick and between 3" and
4" in diameter, and had smooth faces and a rough edge. Beds were
drawn on road or pavement surfaces in
chalked designs, two of which are recalled and will be described here. One was
in the form of a large panel resembling a guitar in outline, beginning
with a narrow three numbered step ladder, at
the foot of which was a semi-circular box in which the player stood at
the beginning of each sequence of the game. At the head of the ladder there
were two large boxes side by side, compartments numbered 4 and 5. Next, 6 was a
central single box, beyond which was another double box, 7 and 8. The final
box, 9, was a large full width semi-circle,
and the whole bed was ten to fifteen feet in length by about five in width at
the double boxes. It will be understood that these dimensions are average, as
sizes depended on juvenile inclination and artistry, and size variations were
many within the basic outline (55).
Although I had a peever and played with it with pals
as described below, the game was mostly
indulged in by girls. After selecting a
piece of smooth road or pavement and drawing out the bed, taking turns
and playing individually, the first move
from the starting box was to slide the peever along the surface into box 1,
where it had to land within the box. If in this or any subsequent cast it
landed outside the box aimed at, or on
a line, it was a case of begin again at 1. With it successfully lodged
in 1 the player, always missing the box in which the peever lay and avoiding
treading on a line, hopped on one foot into boxes 2 and 3, landed astride with left foot in 4 and right
in 5, hopped to 6 then both together again in 7 and 8 and on into 9, the starting box for the return stage. On the way
back the player stooped on one leg and picked up the peever, then continued on
to the foot of the ladder. The next cast was to box 2
and so on, the sliding throws becoming
progressively more difficult as distance increased. On successful completion of
the course, on reaching 9, the direction was reversed with the throws
commencing at 8 in descending order, so that the hardest part was the long
final throws into the smaller ladder boxes.
The best surface to play on was the smooth asphalt of
the road (also described in slightly greater detail in the following section)
on which away from any camber peevers glided smoothly.
Pavements were also used but with their usually rougher surface, unless they
were of the slate slab flagstone type, peever
games were less successful. Unevenness of the concrete sometimes caused the
peever, slid with the force needed to reach a distant box, to turn over on its edge and roll away out of the bed altogether.
The most common peever used was a flat shoe, furniture, or linoleum polish tin
filled with earth to give it weight, because it cost nothing other than the effort to search the middens if there wasn't
one available at home. However, in
recent years there has been talk of granite peevers used in the past, but I
never saw any other than those of marble or filled tins used in our
district.
People
today might wonder where such an exotic material as marble came from. One
theory is that in the course of renovating
grocery and provision shops and cafes, the opportunity was taken to
replace marble slab counters which had become stained, scratched and chipped with use. Being of the correct
thickness, I suspect these discarded slabs were the main source of our marble
peevers; the cast offs could be picked up by dealers and passed on to someone
who could ‘knap’ them into the required shape.
The other peever game is less clearly recalled, but
details were supplied by an enthusiastic former beds player, and fellow (lady) member of the Govan Reminiscence
Group, who in the 1990s demonstrated it to children
at Scotland Street School
Museum. This beds game was laid out in the form of a broad ladder
with each section divided into three
lateral compartments, or three roughly equal spaces. Both top and bottom of the bed had semi-circles, one of which
was the starting box, no. 1. Numbers 2, and 3 and 4 were the central compartments of the ladder.
Numbers 5, 6 and 7 were boxes down one wing descending, and 8,
9 and 10 ascended the opposite wing, with 11 being the half circle
mid-point-of-the-game just beyond. Operation
of the peever differed here in that it was propelled again by hopping on
one leg this time, by the outer edge of the shoe of the foot being hopped on. On reaching it the process was
reversed. The term ‘beds' may derive
from the fact that in drawing them out, as well as the ends, edges and compartment divisions of the last mentioned ‘bed', were usually rendered with curved
lines which conveyed the impression of quilting. Even less clearly
remembered are yet another form of beds, what were called 'ba' beds', in which
players hopped in turn round the course while stoting a tennis type ball.
ROLLER SKATES
Most side streets in districts with older tenements
had the smooth surfaces laid with
asphalt. That knowledge was gained on the occasion when a road repair squad was
relaying a patch in Skipness Drive
at the corner of Holmfauldhead
Drive. I happened to be one of a small group of
boys watching with interest, as the new surface was being spread on the area that had been dug up. Three or four of us
were sitting in a row on the pavement edge, studying the operation with
unusually quiet fascination as the steaming hot new tar-like material
was spread out and levelled. The work completed, the two men involved sat down beside us and lit their
pipes for a smoke before packing up, when one of our group said `Whitdye
ca' tha' stuff, mister?'
Probably as a reward for not being the usual
annoying street urchins who would be liable to shout insults or interfere with the work or equipment, or generally get in the way,
one of them, the older of the two who is remembered clearly because he
had an `interesting' face, turned and looked
at us. He studied the row of young faces for a moment, then decided that
we deserved a sensible answer rather than be told to `adjective off!' as we
half expected. He said, pointing first at the repair and then at the original
material with his pipe stem, `This is mastic, and that's asphalt powder - then
raising his voice `an’ ah hope ye's'll remember tha'!' One more example of how a brief but for me interesting event of
seemingly no importance from so long ago again remains clear.
The smooth street
surface being ideal for it, roller skating
was just another of the irregular rotation of play activities we took
part in. Today's roads have a surface
designed for the rubber tyred wheel, slightly pitted to help tyre treads get
the best grip possible during wet weather. Present day plastic skate wheels
appear to have a greater rolling resistance to that surface, which seems to
render the sport less enjoyable. Roller skating seems much less popular with
today's children than it used to be. But if there was a convenient, suitable and safe surface to skate on, like the one
described, without having to travel
away to some distant place to get access to a rink, and metal
ball-bearing skates, it would be more indulged in. It is difficult for children
with skates today to use them on any road.
None are traffic free, and road and pavement surfaces are not smooth enough.
Roller skating is a sport in which the fuller
potential we attained is no longer possible. There are one or two examples of streets with asphalt surfaces
still to be seen today. Until recently there was a section of Elder
Street, a derelict stretch of which was seen near a then
recent housing development in Langlands Road.
The surface of areas constructed for skateboarding in recent years would be
ideal for the skating we enjoyed, but skateboarding has replaced it.
Initially,
after being accepted into the Skipness Drive
group of urchins, the next time skates were
in season I found I was the only one among
the older ones without skates, so I pestered my parents about getting
pair. The skates then were the clamp-on-to-shoes type held on with straps, and I
hear with memory's ear is Mum saying to Dad:
`He's askin' fur skates noo - can we afford them?' Soon after this, on a
day of excited anticipation on my part, it would have been a Saturday afternoon
because he worked in the morning, not as
overtime but part of his normal working week, Dad took me `up the town' to buy them. It might have
been September 1937 and they would have been a seventh birthday present.
At
that time certain Woolworth Stores advertised and sold everything at two prices, 3d and 6d and we went to the Union Street store (56). However, these prices might have
been for items at particular counters. Clearly recalled is the black (or navy
blue?) coloured store frontage,
with gold coloured half-round moulded lettering portraying the company name at that time with the two prices. What
puzzles me now is that my skates were bought there, and cost about 2/6 (two
shillings and six pence - equivalent to 12 ½ p. That figure
represented a fair portion of Dad's weekly
wage then, and the equivalent today would be close to £40. But these skates
were the Rolls Royces of the skating scene.
At first to me they were just ordinary skates, but when my friends saw
them their eyes popped. The more knowledgeable of them said with awe, 'ball-bearing skates', and looked at
them with envy. To allow adjustment to fit different size shoes, each skate was
in two parts, the adjustment of which was possible by undoing a nut and bolt, and
each axle mounting had a solid rubber pad in it which made them very
comfortable use. This meant that I could steer by leaning to one side or the
other. Whether that purchase was by accident or design will never be known, but
they really were the best in the street. One
skate survived a severe deliberate mutilation in being used to make a
bogie. The last time they were seen was in
our next house at Pollok, in a then recently unearthed box of long discarded
playthings and due to be thrown out, when I may have been in my twenties. I
distinctly remember feeling a pang of regret at their going and was convinced
they were still usable.
Back in Skipness Drive
in 1937, some of the other boys were using skates of the cheaper kind that
looked as if they had been handed down through more than one previous user. In
one case the wheels were so worn down the
owner was running laboriously on the wheel webs. Today’s skating styles are
different from what they were in the past, because our skates didn't have
that important addition of modern plastic ones, the angled buffer under the
front. Our technique in propelling ourselves was by leaning forward slightly,
and angling each foot out alternately left and right in a pushing motion. The front buffer does away with this by allowing
acceleration to be achieved with straight pushes.
Because they were so easy to use, the skates gave me a false sense of my
own competence. One day, a year or so after I got them, after using them a lot and feeling confident that the
skill had been mastered, Mum and I
were watching a boy speeding along in a very competent and smooth-flowing
way. She said to me in a slightly querulous tone: `Why can't you ‘go’ your
skates as good as that?' To say I was speechless is an understatement. I looked
at her and wondered if I had heard correctly and said `Surely I'm as good as
that, if not better!' She soon brought me down to earth with the truth,
describing my actions as being far too jerky (stumpy, I think, was the term
used) and uncoordinated. This completely deflated me and all I could think of in reply was: `Well, I can go as fast as he
can', which was probably true, but it only helped mollify me a little.
On warm summer days it was a joyful recreation to indulge in, to be able
to drift along the streets effortlessly with a group of pals and with only occasional traffic. From early on days of sunshine in high summer, with the sun's rays
reflected from windows mornings and evenings making fragmented splashes of
golden colour on the shaded side of the street, into late evenings of school
holidays. Then it was up the stairs to get
washed and go to bed dog-tired, with a cup of milk and a slice of buttered
plain bread and jam for supper and a comic to read, to be so tired that after reading only half a page I fell asleep.
Children sometimes felt hungry when playing in
tenement areas. To save them from having to
climb the stairs they would call up to their maw for a piece, which my Mother
duly spread if she was in the mood and not strained by pressure of housework.
She then put it in a paper bag and threw it
down into the back court. Sometimes I was fortunate to benefit from this
service although once or twice, when thrown from three storeys up, the `poke'
was unable to withstand the landing and burst open.
BOGIES
Bogies
were of two types. The one most often constructed was from a piece of wood
roughly 4’x6”x1”, a pair of axles with
wheels from a discarded pram, and a wooden box (57). Of these
components the wheels were the most difficult item to find, and on the rare
occasion when they did turn up the locality was scoured for the other parts. A
primitive bogie could be made using simply
the plank to which the axles were attached, maybe with a platform of some kind
at the rear, but they were regarded as `poor boys' bogies'. The addition
of a wooden box of the right dimensions
for a seat (as in the drawing) raised it
into the affluent class. Anyone lucky enough to find a pair of discarded axles with
wheels, usually from a redundant pram chassis recovered from a midden, they
were popular with their pals.
An axle was secured to one end of the plank which
became the rear, with nails begged or
`borrowed' along with a hammer from someone's house.
The difficult part now was securing the other axle at the front in such
a way that it was able to pivot. The box with one end removed was nailed bottom
down on the plank near the back end, with the open end facing the front. The
ideal distance to aim for between the two axles was if you could sit inside the
box, with your feet comfortably resting on both ends of the front axle close to
the wheels. Holding on to a loop of rope fixed to the axle ends and, there
being no convenient gradients in the district, with someone pushing it was
possible to steer with both foot pressure and pulling on the rope.
A small ledge was left behind the box at the back of the plank just
sufficiently deep to allow a pusher to stand on it in a crouch so that, braced
with hands on the rider’s shoulders, he could indulge in an intermittent hurl.
During a bogie making season there was such a run on them that suitable boxes
might be impossible to find. Late starters
in the scramble to build one had to settle for the primitive version and
sit uncomfortably on the bare plank.
Because of constant use and rough treatment our bogies rarely lasted for
long. But sometimes it happened that a few of the four-wheel kind were in
existence at the same time among different groups, and this would produce a
rare sight, a sort of local Derby.
It wasn't really a competitive event but it had its exciting moments. As each
cart with crew of steerer and pusher, the latter would be the most physically
able of their respective group who was prepared to co-operate, went careering
along the street producing the fun the spectators were expecting - crashes and
spills.
For the other type of bogie a roller skate could be used if no axles
with wheels were available, but skate-bogies were uncommon, usually because in the course of fitting (58),
the skate was knocked about and liable to be left unusable for normal
skating. The skates were of a different design from those of today. If the bolt
locking the two halves of a skate together was removed, each half could be used
in place of a pair of axles and wheels by nailing them rigidly in place at the front
and back of the plank. Once I saw instead of a single skate, a pair was used as
one full skate at each end, but this was judged to be unsuccessful because the
bogie did not steer well. Bogies made with a single split skate were easiest to
manoeuvre, which was done by banking, leaning over in the direction of turn
desired. Also, cheaper rigid skates were less steerable than those like mine
with the rubber suspension.
When making a skate-bogie, the box
with both ends retained was mounted
standing on an end at the front with the open top facing to the rear. A strip
of wood nailed across the top to project a few inches on either side
acted as handlebars. That was my home made scooter, for that really was what it
was. It was the only bogie I ever made, and immediately the superior quality of
my skates was confirmed when, on its first test, it was found to be able without
mechanical steering to do a U turn easily within the width of the street. Size
of the box was important too, and when a bogie making season started there was a run on the shops for those of the most suitable
size. As mentioned above, if you were late in looking for a box you ended up
looking silly with a big one, like an orange box, or a small one over
which you had to bend down in a crouch.
On one phase of this bogie building part of the random
play activity cycle, and it happened on the one
in which I built one, the game was cut short by the arrival of a policeman, as
mentioned before. The bobby arrived during the school holidays, and the streets
were becoming rather crowded with them racing up and down, creating a hazard
even with what little normal traffic there was, and with more under
construction it could only get worse. Coming round the corner from Clachan Drive into Skipness
Drive, he stopped the first bogie rider and produced his
notebook. That was the signal for all other bogies and riders to disappear up the closes. So ended my only venture into bogie
making, and although it had been slightly knocked out of shape, the
skate was recovered and put back into
service for its original purpose.
VANISHED AND MISCHEVIOUS GAMES
One
street game never encountered since this period was called `French and
English', a name which seems now to date it from the days of the wars with France. It was a sort of semi-violent game in
which two teams set themselves up on opposite pavements. At a signal, the two
sides rushed across the street towards each
other with folded arms outstretched, to meet in the centre of the road
in what was really a pushing match. The object was for one team to shove all
members of the opposition back on to their own pavement, and the semi-violent
label was apt because it could become quite boisterous.
Another
game was statues, the participants in which stood in a line as one of their number, beginning at one end,
gripped each individual in turn by the hand and pulled him or her firmly
behind and out of sight of the puller. Each one pulled moved on for a few steps
and then froze in a position they considered striking or funny, but they had to
hold their position while the puller was looking. If he detected someone moving
that person was ‘out', and the winner was the one with the best or most amusing
pose and/or who remained frozen longest.
Home made wooden stilts were common, as was a version
for younger children using a pair of tin cans. Two holes
were punched in opposite sides at one end, and a length of string was put
through the holes and knotted. The length of the loop was such that a child,
standing on a pair of cans and holding on
tightly to the loops, could clump about on the shoe extensions.
One
of the least energetic games was Actors and Actresses. We sat in a circle and
took turns in suggesting a set of initials of our
chosen film star for the others to guess their full names. WB was Wallace
Beery, JC - no - not THAT one but James Cagney, or PO
for Pat O'Brien, etc. MM was of course Mickey Mouse. Games like these needing no props were legion. A primitive
musical instrument could be made
using a comb and a piece of tissue paper. But it has to be the old style crinkly stuff which rustles when crumpled
which is seldom encountered today, not the modern soft toilet roll, kitchen
towel and paper hankie variety. With a strip of tissue folded over the comb, if
the comb is held gently to the almost closed
lips and hummed through, it produces a pleasing fuzzy sound not greatly
dissimilar to a Jews (or ‘Jaws') harp.
Another
game was Scotch Horses, where we paired off with someone who was a match in
size and physical ability, for which standing side by side and facing the same
direction the pairs crossed arms behind. Linked together with left hand holding
left and right holding right, we galloped off around the street or school
playground, perfectly happy with our lot until boredom set in. On one occasion
a pair discovered that while still holding hands, if each simultaneously
performed an about-face away from each other, in opposite directions of course,
they changed sides.
A
different kind of entertainment was available between autumn and spring in the
nearby church hall. The Band Of Hope was a
weekly gathering organised by some churches to try to take local urchins off
the streets during evenings and keep them out of trouble, by providing
entertainment which included religious messages. One or two of our group whose
parents were that way inclined attended regularly, while others expressed interest
but were to reluctant to go. Another boy and I who were of the same religious
persuasion, and were well aware of the
implications of differences of faith, kept our distance. However, one warm
evening our group happened to be playing near the door of the adjacent church
hall when the entertainment was in full swing, and as the door lay ajar
we were attracted to the sounds of music,
singing and movement.
Gathering round the entrance we gradually worked our way in, and found
ourselves given a paper bag with a
bun and a biscuit and, without quite realising how, seated on a stage just
inside the door. When the singing ended a slide show by what was then known as
a magic lantern began in the crowded hall with the screen almost over our
heads, the content of which was the usual biblical story. But it was the
novelty of my situation and the unusual projector medium that held my
attention. A few of our group were members of the Boys Brigade, locally the 119
and 121 companies, and competition between different church groups was intense.
Some mischievous games were designed to annoy the neighbours in tenements, always other people's
neighbours unless you were dim, the simplest
form of which was knocking on doors and running away. A variation was to
tie adjacent door handles together then knock both doors and make a bolt for
it, was also indulged in. Fortunately we
avoided real trouble because we seldom had access to anything other than
easily broken string. One trick could cause a householder a lot of annoyance,
for which it was difficult for a new
resident to find the cause, was called clockwork. It needed a long
length of the thinnest string, a button or a small screw or washer, and a piece
of sticky paper or insulating tape. It was only possible to practise this at
dusk at low down houses with windows facing
into the back court, usually one with the curtains closed or the blind pulled
down. But one stair up windows weren't immune to adventurous youngsters
brave enough to climb up a drain pipe.
The button or washer was tied on about six inches from the end of the
thread. The tape holding the thread end was then stealthily applied to the
glass of a window pane high up in the frame. Leaving plenty of slack, the other
end was then carried to a place of concealment, ideally lying flat on top of a
dyke. After taking in the slack, by pulling on the thread it was possible to make the button tap the glass gently,
this usually made the householder appear at the window. But it was a
ploy for which the evening gloom of the unlit backcourt was needed so that it
was almost impossible to spot the cause.
When they had settled down again you began tapping once more, and the
man or woman came out into the backcourt to investigate, by which time they
began to suspect that they were victims of the dreaded clockwork game they
would have been well warned about by the other ground level householders in the
close. This was a once only thing for any house, and when you were preparing
for it you had to hope the occupants hadn't experienced it before at the hands
of other practitioners. If they were agile and youthful they might be ready to
dash out to chase and catch the perpetrators by following the string.
All these activities were enjoyed to the full by the
children of the time, in particular the ones involving strenuous activity that
most of the young ones of today seem to be missing out on. Will this be
reflected in their physical condition as they come to be older?
DIXON’S BLAZES
During
the season of dark evenings before the cold weather set in, in the course of
our games we would sometimes pause to look with wonder at a bright glow in the
sky which suddenly became visible to the east. We knew its cause from hearing
adults referring to it as Dixon's
Blazes. The reddish glow was of course only
seen after dark, and then only if other conditions were present. It was
best seen if there was a low overcast of cloud with the atmosphere otherwise
clear, and the phenomenon lasted only for a short time. I was intensely
interested in it, and asked various people what could produce such a glow bright
enough to light up the sky.
Grandad
Chambers, that source of so much other
knowledge he was keen to share, said it was caused by a steel works over
at Polmadie but was unable to elaborate further. Later reading about industrial
history, it was learned that Dixon's
Iron Works was a long established plant which produced pig iron until the early
1950s. It closed down then, and the site today is Dixon’s Blazes Industrial Estate off Crown Street. The light we were seeing
occurred when the lids were removed from the reduction vats for the molten
metal to be poured into moulds. In later years people who lived close to the plant said the fiery glow was accompanied
by thick clouds of smoke, causing it to resemble what they imagined a
small-scale volcanic eruption would look like.
WINTER WEATHER - SMOG
Domestic
fires were the major producers of those elements that caused smog, but calm
weather conditions were necessary to allow it to form. Smogs occurred when there
was low temperature and a high degree of humidity in the atmosphere, and homes
and industry were stoking up their fires and furnaces to produce the maximum
heat. If the conditions were bad, with no wind, mist would form, the
condensation of droplets being helped by soot and dirt particles in the air. At
first the street-lights took on a baleful halo, and if conditions continued to worsened
they could become totally obscured. Without a wind to disperse it, smoke hung
around the places where it was produced, and became gradually denser until it
was a thick choking greenish-yellow pall, and at its worst it was possible to
stand under a light and look up and see only a faint glow in the murk. The
result sometimes developed into what was called a pea-souper that caused an
increase in the number of deaths, mainly of older people with chest ailments.
Because of a chest condition this kind of weather always gave me a hard time.
More
than forty years have passed since we experienced fog like this here in which
visibility was reduced to a few feet, but that is probably because there is
only a fraction of the dirt put into the atmosphere now than in the past. Back
then, if calm conditions persisted for longer than a day the effect was
cumulative, so that by the third day, to draw a breath in the open air was like
drawing in a mouthful of soot. During a bad spell of smog it would be quite
noticeable in the home and in shops and even in cinemas because of the greater
vista, when at its worst the screen could become almost invisible from the
seats at the back. It could be described as like looking through a veil, or a
scene in a movie or video made in soft focus.